Slave of Society

So busy, so tired, I haven’t had the time for this thing any more or maybe I just don’t want the time. My grandma is great but I’m in a terribly wicked mood.

Four People I Would Wish To Sleep With

Katie Sackhoff—Actress—Battlestar Galactica

Sade—Music Artist

Marylyn Monroe—Model (If she was still alive and young)

Jessica Alba

My grandma had a stroke last week and as I thought she has diabetes, so she was in the hospital for about a week and the other day she had an 'adverse' side affect from her medications, so she got put back in the hospital for about two days. So of course my mom is hysterical don't eat this and don't eat that, yes mom I think I get the idea.
So I found out a friend......has this rare nervous system disorder called Chronic Inflammatory Demyelinating Polyradiculoneuropathy (CIPD) and no I don't want to get into the story, but it's not good and everything is in GOD's hands now. So my computer is being a dick and I am having problems starting it so I’ll post when I can.

Hey Friends! Lets All Go To the Movies Together!

So ok I went outside to go and feed all my little pets and there was this weird smell outside, I thought it was Benzene, but it smelled sweet and I thought well ok maybe someone is having a chemical release and we don't know about it. So I thought whatever didn't think anything about it because when is it not, when I go outside every morning and see white fallout all over the place. So about 2 hours ago I heard this large explosion and this loud roar, like a plane or something, and I ran outside like a dumbass because I thought a plane blew up over my house or something, I mean because I live by the airport and planes always fly over this house, stuff like that is always in the back of your mind, and there was this haze outside. This was all wacko, so about 10 minutes later I called the police and they said people have been calling in about this and they didn't know what it was, so I was like great. So it stopped and I'm still hearing rumbles, like the whole house will shake.

Good bye, I guess no ones prayers could of saved you.


"I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces."
Peter Jennings
1938-2005

Top 5 Reasons I Think I Need Glasses

1. When I mistake the word Virginia for Vagina.
2. When I call 911 and say there is a fire but really it is a tree.
3. When I grab a gay guy's toe thinking it's the railing to a stairway.
4. When I walk into a walls thinking it's my door.
5. When I think guys are gals.

Why you should never talk to strangers on the internet, you never know who's on the other side.