Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I'm so happy........

The Rubber Ducky
You are suicide method #1352

Good lord...people who come to you for help are looking for serious
answers to some pretty fucked up questions. You are suicide via
electricity in the bathtub.


Not only do you offer no promises, but when you actually decide to make yourself useful, you blow people away.

It's hard to imagine the kind of sick desperation that leads
people in your direction. They're probably really old and can't be
bothered to muster much energy of their own.

At your best, you're a massive radio built in the
'70s...channeling the full brunt of household electricity when dropped
into water...or accidentally tipped over by a fucking cat.

At your worst, you're some newfangled piece of shit from
Target. You know...complete with safety triggers and all those other
sissy safety gadgets.


My advice to you? Invest some time in computers. There's just got to be a way for you to do your job in the 21st century.


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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.

www.ubervanity.com

(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 84% on suicidepoints
Link: The Suicide Test written by _Vanity_ on Ok Cupid

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