Friday, January 27, 2006

Your Mom Called

My mom tells me like in the middle of the night-I totally forgot that she's working nights for Wal-Mart now-, that my Aunt A. (the really wacko one) called my other aunt (the bitchy one) and told that she had just won 650 Million Dollars!!! (Sarcastically) And that they wanted some crap for some crap, and in my mind I'm like SCAM! So, obviously my other aunt told her not to give them shit, so I really doubt she listened and I guess you can figure everything else out since it hasn't happened yet or at least I hope...

Well anyway, I was in downtown and I fell down the stairs, I mean fall like right on my nose. Embarrassed, I took off like ran away. The next day my nose was swollen red and my right knee was about half way black. I feel so smart. :)

Something Else To Worry About

Thursday, January 26, 2006

People say they're so poor but yet they can afford a cell phone...

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Dark stairwells are always places to meet nice people...

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Lately my cat has been sick, the other night I let her out for a few minutes and she brings me a present......I wonder if that's why.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Backtracks...

My computer is on the fritz again, so I'm in Downtown at the library, I have like 15 minutes left on this computer so I might as well update all the crap that has gone on.
So about a week before Christmas I get a call saying there is going to be this party and everyone is going to be there (the family) and they're going to say bye to one of my aunt's or someone who is moving to Arizona because of the hurricane, because after all she is getting old, in my mind I was like oh great it's going to be the biggest bitch fest, but the day of the party they were drinking!! I couldn't believe it my mom's side of the family drinking? Then the cell phone stories came out about how they got stolen or broken but the funny one was when someone dropped theirs in the toilet at work and it got stuck, and then it started to ring and then it was like oh shit and about a week later the toilet was clogged.
I spent New Year's alone for the most part, I always want to do something with someone but that something with someone or anyone never quite happens.
And I ticked off a good friend...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

I feel like a big douche bag...

Thursday, January 05, 2006

A new episode of my favorite show comes on tomorrow, Battlestar Galactica, with the always sexy Tricia Helfer or the sinister Number Six...


From the show...





Wednesday, January 04, 2006

They Won! Yes! :-D

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Who Can Win the Staring Game?