Your Mom Called

My mom tells me like in the middle of the night-I totally forgot that she's working nights for Wal-Mart now-, that my Aunt A. (the really wacko one) called my other aunt (the bitchy one) and told that she had just won 650 Million Dollars!!! (Sarcastically) And that they wanted some crap for some crap, and in my mind I'm like SCAM! So, obviously my other aunt told her not to give them shit, so I really doubt she listened and I guess you can figure everything else out since it hasn't happened yet or at least I hope...

Well anyway, I was in downtown and I fell down the stairs, I mean fall like right on my nose. Embarrassed, I took off like ran away. The next day my nose was swollen red and my right knee was about half way black. I feel so smart. :)