Oh That's Just Scary

Your Daddy Is Bill O'Reilly

What You Call Him: Daddy-o Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

Who's Your Daddy?

Happy Easter Eveyone

My mom is having surgery tomorrow and I'm going to Livingston on Friday, I'll be back on Monday, Adios!

"I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.

I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic/anorexic.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm black, so I must be on welfare and getting by on affirmative action.

I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

I'm Asian, so I must love math.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

I'm old, so I probably cant drive.

I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.

I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.

I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11 and have a pet rock.

I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.

I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch.

I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

I'm a nerd,so I must be a loser.

I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

I'm young, so I must be naive.

I'm a girl, so i must suck at guitar

I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.

I wear black, so I must be gothic.

I smell, so I must be a hobo.

I'm a prep so i must be a rich bitch.

I'm scene so i must be a fag.

I'm pale because I fear skin cancer, I must be a hermit and have no life.

I get good grades, I must be a nerd

I dress however i feel like so I must be a poser."