"I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.

I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic/anorexic.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm black, so I must be on welfare and getting by on affirmative action.

I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

I'm Asian, so I must love math.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

I'm old, so I probably cant drive.

I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.

I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.

I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11 and have a pet rock.

I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.

I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch.

I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

I'm a nerd,so I must be a loser.

I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

I'm young, so I must be naive.

I'm a girl, so i must suck at guitar

I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.

I wear black, so I must be gothic.

I smell, so I must be a hobo.

I'm a prep so i must be a rich bitch.

I'm scene so i must be a fag.

I'm pale because I fear skin cancer, I must be a hermit and have no life.

I get good grades, I must be a nerd

I dress however i feel like so I must be a poser."